QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Anything that contains the word ‘universal’ is bad but especially universal nudism. Can you imagine a world without clothes. It isn’t hard to do. Think of all the cellulite, all the bauxite, the scabs, the oozing pussy sores, the butt pimples, the smelly genitals, the back hair, the under-wiped arses. You get the picture. Oh, sure, every once in a while you’ll see a hotty but is it worth seeing the dregs of humanity nude? I don’t think so. That reminds me, I used to think being a gynocologist would be a cool job. No more. Have you ever seen a eighty year old naked woman? I just know that only octogenarians would visit my practice and I would finally have to beat myself to death with those barbacue tongs they use to pry open the labradors (beaver lips).” -The World’s funniest blogger, Bill Cimino.