Manhattan blogger extraordinaire C reported last week that she was recently invited to an orgy (she declined). She did later tell me, however, that she attended the pre-orgy party, but left before the action started.
This brings up all sorts of unanswered questions. How do orgies get planned? Is there an Evite (Come to Bobs Orgy)? Are there rules in place to assure male/female balance? Is it like a Blogger Bash, where everyone e-mails each other pictures the next day?
Does everyone wear masks and talk really slowly? Is the whole thing accompanied by a single shrill, repetitive, piano note? Did Sydney Pollack show up, in suspenders but no shirt? Did I forget to include any feeble Eyes Wide Shut references?

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