“One more note for anyone watching: I always wondered why Krista Allen wasn’t one of the biggest movie stars in Hollywood, since she’s more attractive than just about anyone out there. Now we know why. Good golly.”
–Bill Simmons, referencing last night’s episode of “Project Greenlight,” which featured actress Allen showing up, drunk off her ass, to the movie’s last night of filming at 4 AM.
There are two things about last night’s episode that I’m surprised Sports Guy didn’t mention: first, he was quoted, in a commercial for the show that aired on Bravo, referring to director John Gulager as possibly “the biggest wacko in the history of Hollywood.” (The attribution was to “ESPN.com”; funny that they would promote themselves with the strange but nevertheless correct idea that their director is a wacko.)
Second is the classicly awkward moment on last night’s episode in which Gulager went up to Allen to tell her that she’d changed her bra, and that since the new bra (unlike the old) didn’t render her nipples visible, that would thus be a continuity error and she’d have to change back. It’s silly, yes, but hey- fanboys notice that sort of thing. Too bad “Feast” won’t have any fanboys.