Monthly Archives: February 2007

Headline of the Year

I don’t know what’s funnier- this headline, or that one of the two mens’ names is just one letter away from “Joe Lieberman.” (Via Andrew.)
UPDATE: After becoming a Blogosphere-wide laughingstock, the Green Bay paper has decided to change the headline above. For the story about two longtime friends who had started a tool company, they went with the headline “Long-time fishing Buddies Get Down to Business With S&M Tool.”

Film Critic Quote of the Week

Armond White on David Fincher’s “Zodiac”:

“Problem is: Finchers technique distracts from a resolved mystery or narrative closure; it encourages apathy that suggests resolution and absolution are impossible. Zodiacs ending is a shocking let-down, not because its gruesome but because it nullifies itself. This time, Fincher puts everybodys head in a box. Toschi and Graysmiths decades-long pursuit becomes a dead goose chase.”

Critical reaction to “Zodiac” so far has been almost uniformly positive (89% on the Tomatometer), but I didn’t care for it. It felt less like the great “Seven” than a really, really long episode of “CSI” or “Criminal Minds”- one in which they don’t even solve the mystery at the end. Also, it’s too long by about 45 minutes.

It Needed To Be Done

News Item: Vikings release Brad Johnson
It’s not a surprise and it had to be done. Johnson is like many, many quarterbacks in the NFL: He’s shown flashes of brilliance in his career, and also flashes of mediocrity, with a season seldom going by in which he doesn’t show both. In other words, there’s a reason he’s been with five different teams.
As a middling QB, Johnson is no different at all from Brian Griese, Jake Plummer, Rex Grossman, Trent Dilfer and (yes) both A.J. Feeley and Jeff Garcia. The Vikings, in choosing a QB for ’07, would be wise to avoid all of the above.

Worst Lede of the Week

From an E! news story on a madam who claims to have serviced many in Hollywood:

“According to a former Hollywood madam, Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis have more in common than mediocre acting skills and starring roles in Armageddon.

Hey, Willis wasn’t so bad on “Moonlighting,” or in “Sixth Sense” and “Unbreakable.” I’m curious who else was on the client list. Now that Al Gore is a huge movie star…

He Learned It All From His Journalism Teacher, Mel Gibson

An ethnic paper in California called AsianWeek is in trouble for running a column in a recent issue titled “Why I Hate Blacks.” The author of the piece, Kenneth Eng, is a self-described “Asian supremecist” who writes under the title “God of the Universe,” and had previously written pieces titled “Proof That Whites Inherently Hate Us” and “Why I Hate Asians.”
Gee, who would’ve thought people in San Francisco would complain about that?