Maine Is the Place For Lobster Bestiality

I saw a commercial the other morning that so horrified me that I’ve been hoping since then that I just imagined it (it’s not on YouTube or anything, so that may be the case.)
It’s a tourism spot for Maine, and the slogan is “It’s Not Just For Lobster Lovers.” So we see a guy about to get into bed, before the camera pans to his partner, who is… a lobster! Get it? He’s a lobster lover, because his lover is a lobster!
Then we see all sorts of other cool stuff that Maine has to offer, before we return to the lobster fornicator once again. So the lesson is, if you don’t have sex with lobsters, you’re just as welcome in Maine as those who do, or those who merely eat them.

1 thought on “Maine Is the Place For Lobster Bestiality

  1. LilB

    that is reminiscent of the most horrible urban legend ever. Although it is more evidence of interspecies sexuality, non-pig and frog division

    Reply

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