I can’t even imagine how excited I am for this.
Sure, he destroyed a $1,000, less-than-a-year-old computer for no reason. But at least he proved a point.
My favorite thought-piece about Ferris Bueller is the “Fight Club” theory, in which Ferris Bueller, the person, is just a figment of Cameron’s imagination, like Tyler Durden, and Sloane is the girl Cameron secretly loves.
One day while he’s lying sick in bed, Cameron lets “Ferris” steal his father’s car and take the day off, and as Cameron wanders around the city, all of his interactions with Ferris and Sloane, and all the impossible hijinks, are all just played out in his head. This is part of the reason why the “three” characters can see so much of Chicago in less than one day — Cameron is alone, just imagining it all.
It isn’t until he destroys the front of the car in a fugue state does he finally get a grip and decide to confront his father, after which he imagines a final, impossible escape for Ferris and a storybook happy ending for Sloane (“He’s gonna marry me!”), the girl that Cameron knows he can never have.
But then why did Ben Stein the Teacher call out both “Bueller” and “Frye” as separate people, when neither of them was either there to imagine it?
UPDATE: From the same site- a wiki of Ferris’ crimes.
Mark Levin, between screaming fits of on-air rage, has taken to calling Barack Obama “Milhous.” Why? A reference to the Simpsons character? He does know that was Nixon’s middle name, right?
North Carolina Congrseswoman Virginia Foxx tells an urban legend version of the Matthew Shephard story- with Shepard’s mother on hand:
I almost did a double take that it was Foxx; the last 50 times a female Republican member of Congress said something wildly insane and/or inaccurate, it was Michele Bachmann.
Brett Favre will not be a Viking this year, next year, or any year. It’s not happening. But apparently Patrick Reusse didn’t get the memo.
I review the generally weak “The Soloist” on Philly.com.