Worst Press Release Ever

This one came through on PR Newswire this week, from a porn star who is… going to a hockey game:

Katie Michaels, star of Barely Legal 100 and other fine adult films, and newest cast member of HBO’s “Cathouse” series, has announced she is returning to Phoenix to attend game seven of the NHL playoffs between her beloved Phoenix Coyotes and the formidable Detroit Red Wings.

Yes, that’s right- she’s going to the game. Not singing the National Anthem, not dropping the puck, not playing any particularly prominent role. She’s just going.
I’m going to my first Target Field game Monday night; that gives me two or three days to get my press release ready.

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