Monthly Archives: November 2010

Against Puns

Jon Stewart, not a fan:

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It’s only funny when David Caruso does it.

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Sports Radio Moment of the Day

During Monday’s Andy Reid coach’s show on WIP, Howard Eskin said that “there’s absolutely no doubt in my mind that the Eagles are a better team than the Bears. No question at all.” Other than the Bears having a better record than the Eagles, and having beaten them two days ago, no doubt at all.
Runner-up is the 97.5 caller who said that the reason the Eagles didn’t go for the touchdown at the end is that “they always save their good plays” for the playoffs and don’t want to give them away before that.

Movie Critic Quote of the Day

David Poland on “Burlesque”:

Christina Aguilera doesnt so much act as glow assisted mightily by the permanent gauze from Chers camera that the somehow infected every frame of the film. I am conscious of Ms Aquilera, but had no idea how many ways there were to photograph her hair and boobs until this film. Seriously. I expect there to be a website dedicated to the passion Steve Antin shows for his starlets bust and the many ways he features it in frame, from loosely hanging to practically strapped down. Is she an A-Cup or a C-Cup? I dont know. But the framing constantly demands high torso attention. And her face is equally unpredictable in the angles from which it is shot. At one point, I thought she was a new character I couldnt remember.