TV Critic Quote of the Week

Dustin Rowles of Pajiba on “American Horror Story”:

How deep into Ryan Murphys ass must F/X be to air this cocked-up, senseless, shitty wet-dream nightmare of camp and stomach-pit revulsion? American Horror Show is beyond the pale, over the brick wall, and swimming in hallucinogenic condom spunk. Its Faye Dunaway in Mommie Dearest ratcheted it up to 13; its Nic Cage in Wicker Man yelling, Not the bees! Not the bees! for 45 minutes; its every horror-movie convention known to man crammed into Ryan Murphys gut and puked back on to the television screen and combined with ass shots, masturbation sequences, and a gimp. A fucking gimp, people. American Horror Show is a desperate television; it wants to be sick and perverse and blow-your-socks-off creepy, but ultimately, its laughably inane, absurdly dumb, maddeningly overwrought, and plain fucking silly.
And there are 12 more episodes?


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