Sports Quote of the Day

Drew Magary, after Peter King recommended that the Coen Brothers direct a movie about Tim Tebow:

Peter has almost certainly never watched a Coen Brothers movie. HOWEVER, I welcome the idea of a Coen Brothers Tebow film, in which God forsakes Tebow and sends a devastating tornado right at Tebows hometown. And then John Goodman sets Tebows hotel on fire. And then that no good sheeny Bernie Bernbaum betrays Tebows trust by trying to bribe him. And then Javier Bardem shoots Tebow in the head with a fucking cattle gun and Peter Stormare feeds his corpse into a wood chipper.

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