Monthly Archives: December 2017

The Big List 2017: Ranking Every Movie I Saw This Year

So this year I saw 240 movies, which were released in 2017 that I saw in 2017. This breaks my record from last year by a significant margin, for a few reasons: I had better access this year to both screenings and screeners, due in part to the advent of the Philadelphia Film Critics Circle and the Film Scribes podcast. I’m also writing in more places this year.

Also, my friends in the film publicist world, both the local Allied reps and various national folks, went the extra mile this year, which is greatly appreciated. And I’d also liked to thank the Online Film Critics Society governing council, especially Dewey Singleton, for really coming through with delivering better access this year for OFCS members.

For the purposes of this list I’m including official, Oscar-eligible 2017 releases, as well as films I saw at film festivals that do not have a specific release date in any other year, whether 2016 or 2018 (so that omits Chappaquiddick and Thoroughbreds, which you can look for on next year’s list.) You can read the 2016 version of the list here, 2015 here,

As always, you can read all of my reviews at Rotten Tomatoes and on my Splice Today author page, and you can read my expanded Top Ten list article here, and my look at the year’s top documentaries here. You can also listen to and subscribe to the podcast, and come to our event at the Prince Theater on January 9. 

Thank you all, once again, for reading my reviews this year and listening to the podcast. Even after more than 20 years, I still can’t believe that I actually get to do this.

Without further ado..

The Big List 2017:

  1. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
  2. Get Out
  3. The Florida Project
  4. Lady Bird
  5. Call Me By Your Name
  6. Dawson City Frozen Time
  7. Coco
  8. The Post
  9. The Shape of Water
  10. Baby Driver
  11. Princess Cyd
  12. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  13. Wonderstruck
  14. Marjorie Prime
  15. Lucky
  16. Let’s Play Two
  17. Wonder Woman
  18. The Disaster Artist
  19. Norman: The Moderate Rise and Tragic Fall of a New York Fixer
  20. mother!
  21. Mudbound
  22. Icarus
  23. Risk
  24. Logan Lucky
  25. Wormwood
  26. Wind River
  27. Alaska is a Drag
  28. Long Strange Trip
  29. The Breadwinner
  30. Lady Macbeth
  31. Get Me Roger Stone
  32. The Work
  33. Jane
  34. Obit.
  35. BPM (Beats Per Minute)
  36. Columbus
  37. Battle of the Sexes
  38. The Big Sick
  39. The Beguiled
  40. It
  41. I, Tonya
  42. Spider-man: Homecoming
  43. Thor: Ragnarok
  44. Dunkirk
  45. American Made
  46. The Meyerowitz Stories: New and Selected
  47. Last Flag Flying
  48. A Ghost Story
  49. Blade Runner 2049
  50. The Lego Batman Movie
  51. The Greatest Showman
  52. Atomic Blonde
  53. Detroit
  54. The Square
  55. Nocturama
  56. Faces Places
  57. One of Us
  58. Quest
  59. I Called Him Morgan
  60. Colossal
  61. The Little Hours
  62. Five Came Back
  63. A Gray State
  64. Ex Libres The New York Public Library
  65. Jim and Andy: The Great Beyond
  66. Long Shot
  67. Abacus: Small Enough to Jail
  68. May It Last: A Portrait of the Avett Brothers
  69. All The Queen’s Horses
  70. Oklahoma City
  71. Jeremiah Tower: The Last Magnificent
  72. The Force
  73. Darkest Hour
  74. A Quiet Passion
  75. Girls Trip
  76. Professor Marston and the Wonder Women
  77. The Killing of a Sacred Deer
  78. Logan
  79. John Wick Chapter 2
  80. Okja
  81. Their Finest
  82. The Hero
  83. Beauty and the Beast
  84. The Blackcoat’s Daughter
  85. The Hitman’s Bodyguard
  86. Brad’s Status
  87. Dean
  88. Marshall
  89. Menashe
  90. First They Killed My Father
  91. Rough Night
  92. Strong Island
  93. Gilbert
  94. Step
  95. LA 92
  96. Joan Didion: The Center Will Not Hold
  97. 11/8/16
  98. Loving Vincent
  99. Last Men in Aleppo
  100. City of Ghosts
  101. Beauty and the Dogs
  102. The Wall
  103. Human Flow
  104. Gook
  105. Brigsby Bear
  106. The Eagles of Death Metal: Nos Amis
  107. The Ballad of Lefty Brown
  108. At the Drive In
  109. Let It Fall: Los Angeles, 1982-1992
  110. Bombshell: The Hedy Lamarr Story
  111. Tickling Giants
  112. Thelma
  113. Gifted
  114. Gerald’s Game
  115. Graduation
  116. Personal Shopper
  117. All the Money in the World
  118. Victoria & Abdul
  119. Brawl in Cell Block 99
  120. Murder on the Orient Express
  121. Ingrid Goes West
  122. After the Storm
  123. The Last Laugh
  124. Dina
  125. Gaga: Five Foot Two
  126. AlphaGo
  127. Cries From Syria
  128. The Fate of the Furious
  129. Crown Heights
  130. The Problem With Apu
  131. My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea
  132. All These Sleepless Nights
  133. The Women’s Balcony
  134. The Man Who Invented Christmas
  135. Megan Leavey
  136. The Lost City of Z
  137. It Comes at Night
  138. Contemporary Color
  139. Kedi
  140. In the Fade
  141. The Death and Life of Marsha P. Johnson
  142. California Typewriter
  143. Philadelphia and the Invention of Movies
  144. Disgraced
  145. Whitney: Can I Be Me
  146. Elian
  147. Ferdinand
  148. Karl Marx City
  149. Alien: Covenant
  150. Roman J. Israel, Esq.
  151. Phantom Thread
  152. Molly’s Game
  153. I Love You, Daddy
  154. Wait For Your Laugh
  155. The Lovers
  156. The Lure
  157. The Incredible Jessica James
  158. Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
  159. Beatriz at Dinner
  160. Wonder Wheel
  161. Mobile Homes
  162. The Death of Louis XIV
  163. Kong: Skull Island
  164. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
  165. Goon: Last of the Enforcers
  166. England is Mine
  167. Kingsman: The Golden Circle
  168. A Bad Moms Christmas
  169. A Cure For Wellness
  170. Raw
  171. Donald Cried
  172. Land of Mine
  173. Landline
  174. Bright Lights: Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds
  175. The Final Year
  176. Cars 3
  177. Boss Baby
  178. Justice League
  179. Chasing Coral
  180. The Dinner
  181. Patti Cake$
  182. Carrie Pilby
  183. Whose Streets?
  184. Film Stars Don’t Die in Liverpool
  185. I Don’t Feel At Home in this World Anymore
  186. Mark Felt: The Man Who Brought Down the White House
  187. Holy Air
  188. Scaffolding
  189. Bloody Milk
  190. Everything, Everything
  191. Good Time
  192. Power Rangers
  193. Lemon
  194. Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
  195. Lost in Paris
  196. The Zookeeper’s Wife
  197. Voyeur
  198. Nobody Speak: Trials of a Free Press
  199. Rebel in the Rye
  200. The Human Surge
  201. Beware the Slenderman
  202. To the Bone
  203. Person to Person
  204. All Eyez on Me
  205. T2: Trainspotting
  206. War Machine
  207. King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
  208. Despicable Me 3
  209. The Last Word
  210. The Bad Batch
  211. Sister of Mine
  212. The Glass Castle
  213. The Great Wall
  214. The Hatred
  215. Wilson
  216. Snatched
  217. Split
  218. Song to Song
  219. Free Fire
  220. Sweet Country
  221. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
  222. CHIPS
  223. Pitch Perfect 3
  224. Fun Mom Dinner
  225. Most Beautiful Island
  226. Table 19
  227. The House
  228. Going in Style
  229. The Space Between Us
  230. Goodbye, Christopher Robin
  231. The Circle
  232. Downsizing
  233. Baywatch
  234. The Mummy
  235. Fifty Shades Darker
  236. Bright
  237. Suburbicon
  238. The Dark Tower
  239. The Only Living Boy in New York
  240. Fist Fight

Did not see (reputedly good): Hostiles, Stronger, A Fantastic Woman, Foxtrot, Citizen Jane: Battle For the City, Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, Rat Film, LBJ

Did not see (reputedly bad): Transformers: The Last Knight, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, The Emoji Movie, The Book of Henry, The Snowman, Daddy’s Home 2,


My 20 Favorite Things I Wrote in 2017

2017 was quite a year for me, as a writer. I’ve been full-time freelance for seven of the 12 months, and in that time I’ve gotten to do a lot of stuff I’ve been talking about doing for years, including starting a film critics group and podcast, and even taking steps towards putting together a book proposal. I’ve also expanding the outlets I’m writing for, with hopefully more to come in the new year. Here are some of my favorites:

  1. The Many Kinds of Baseball Families: A League of Their Own at 25” (, June 12.) Roger Ebert is a formative influence on me as a writer and I probably wouldn’t be a film critic today if not for him, so it was a thrill to finally have my work on the site that bears his name- especially while writing about a film that’s always meant a lot to me.
  2. The Story Behind That Warehouse” (, August 9.) Most people who live in the Philadelphia suburbs know the warehouse, but most don’t know the story behind it. So I looked into it and discovered the amazing, 60-year story that starts with a rock single from the 1960s.
  3. Big Screen Blues” (Broad Street Review, June 5.) I’ve been complaining for a long time that there isn’t a great movie theater, or enough movie screens, in Philadelphia, so I wrote it.
  4. Political Correctness is Not Killing Comedy” (Screen Rant, October 4.) Much as I hate to disagree with Mel Brooks, I once again flogged a longtime hobby horse of mine here.
  5. Bruce Prichard, Wrestling’s Brother Love, Brings Show to Philly” (, July 24.) I got to talk to the guy who played Brother Love in WWE- and now hosts one of the world’s best podcasts- before his recent live show.
  6. Fist Fight is Ugly and Sinister” (Splice Today, February 17.) I wrote a lot of movie reviews this year, but this one, of the year’s worst movies, 8was probably the angriest.
  7. Is the Mystery of Ga-ga, Everyone’s Favorite Summer Camp Game, Finally Solved?” (Tablet, August 2.) A year after I looked into the summer camp sport’s beginnings, I heard from a guy who says he invented the game himself.
  8. Markelle Fultz and the Catch-22 of Playing Hurt” (NBC Sports Philadelphia, October 25.) I wrote about how insane it is to vilify athletes for not wanting to play hurt.
  9. The Final Fall of Pete Rose” (Splice Today, August 11.) I wrote about how Jim Gray was right: Pete Rose has been his own worst enemy, and continues to be.
  10. The Documentaries of 2017: When Best Laid Plans Go Beautifully Awry” (Living Life Fearless, December 6.) I looked into why most of the year’s best documentaries ended up much differently from how they were originally planned.
  11. How the NFL Anthem Controversy (Mostly) Missed Pennsylvania” (50 States of Blue, December 8.) My first big essay for the political site at which I’m now Pennsylvania correspondent.
  12. Where Do the Muppets Go From Here?” (Screen Rant, July 27.) After the firing of Steve Whitmire as Kermit, I looked at what comes next for the Muppets franchise.
  13. Johnny From Dirty Dancing Pops the Question to State Mate” (Philly Voice, May 23.) My wife and I went to see the “Dirty Dancing” stage musical for our 10th anniversary- and after show, the actor playing Johnny proposed to the actress playing Penny . She said yes, and I interviewed both of them a few days later.
  14. “The Case For Casting Kyle MacLachlan” (Living Life Fearless, October 6.) I made the case why “Twin Peaks: The Return” should mean renewed stardom for its leading man.
  15. Philly Geek Awards Celebrate Nerds Far and Wide” (, August 28.) I was happy to cover the Philly Geek Awards for the first time, as it honored everyone from hackers to doctors to political activists.
  16. Has Game of Thrones Been Foreshadowing Daenerys’ Death?” (Screen Rant, September 11.) I tried my hand at Game of Thrones speculation, in pointing out a whole bunch of random references to a single arrow striking Khaleesi.
  17. The Chappaquiddick Film Couldn’t be More Timely- So Why the Delay?” (Living Life Fearless, November 28.) I covered the Philadelphia Film Festival for four different publications, and this one dealt with a film that hasn’t been released it- so I wrote about why.
  18. Three Billboards, Lady Bird Among the Best of the Philadelphia Film Festival” (Splice Today, October 31.) I also looked at some of the best films of the festival (and the year.)
  19. “SuiteWorld 2017 Highlights Part 1 and Part 2 (, April.) At my former day job, I returned to my CES roots and covered a big tech event in Las Vegas.
  20. Lessons From the Wonder Woman Wars” (Screen Rant, June 30.) I look at the many controversies- feminist, political, Israeli- related to the release of Wonder Woman.